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Monday, September 30, 2024

Release Blitz: The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Reapers by C.A. Kennedy #urbanfantasy #romantasy #newbooks #rabtbooktours @HarborLaneBooks @RABTBookTours

 

The Grim Reaper Chronicles, Book One

 

Urban Fantasy, Humorous Fantasy, Romantasy

Date Published: 10/01/2024

Publisher: Harbor Lane Books, LLC


 

When a 3,000-year-old demon grim reaper discovers someone’s killing witches, he’ll do whatever it takes to stop them--but everyone knows you can’t cheat Death.

3,000-year-old demon grim reaper, Aiden Finn has been in trouble with Management before. Back in 79 A.D., he did some serious time in Hell for disobeying the orders of his boss. He just wants to do his job and stay off of Management’s radar, but all that’s about to change when he tries to get his latest Charge, Carol, to board the ferry and cross the River Styx after she becomes the latest victim of a serial killer targeting witches.

When Carol refuses to go, Finn promises to find her beloved cat a new home so she’ll cooperate. His plan to drop the cat off at a local shelter takes an unexpected turn, however, when he arrives at her apartment and meets Chloe, the stunning red-headed witch who lives across the hall. Hoping to see her again, Finn decides to pet sit the cat instead.

As the number of murdered witches grows, Finn must figure out who is behind the murders before Chloe becomes the next victim. He’ll do whatever it takes to stop them, even if it means risking an exorcism by walking into a church and sitting down for tea with a Catholic priest. Of course, if he does find a way to stop the killer—even a grim reaper knows you can’t cheat death.

 

About the Author

C.A. Kennedy is a fantasy romance and mystery author with a propensity for quirky characters and good stories with a ‘gotcha’ twist. Although she always considered herself a mystery writer, when a snarky demon grim reaper kept bugging her to tell his story, she knew she couldn’t refuse. When she isn’t writing or channeling her inner demon, you can find her spending time outdoors with her Golden Retriever, Murphy, and trying to stay in the good graces of her two cats, McGee and Tobias.


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Teaser Tuesday: The Happiness Cocktail by Nathalie Botros #excerpt #selfhelp #nonfiction #giveaway #rabtbooktours @BonVivantGirl @RABTBookTours



The Right Ingredients for a Life of Happiness and Hope

 

Self-Help, Women, Psychology

Date Published: September 24th

Publisher: Gifts Of Legacy LLC


 

Discover the secrets to living a life brimming with joy and fulfillment with Nathalie Botros, the renowned Happiness Ambassador. Known for her rich multicultural background and infectious positivity, Nathalie has dedicated her life to empowering women around the world. As a psychotherapist, author, speaker, and mindset/happiness coach, she brings a unique perspective to the art of happiness.

The Happiness Cocktail: The Right Ingredients for a Life of Happiness and Hope is not just another self-help book - it's a life-changing journey towards lasting happiness and fulfillment. Experience the incredible results of unlocking your happiness potential with Nathalie Botros' expert guidance and personal experiences.

 

Why You Need This Book:

 

    • Proven Strategies: Incorporate actionable steps and practical exercises into your daily life to boost your happiness and well-being.
    • Inspiring Stories: Motivate yourself with personal anecdotes and success stories from Nathalie's own journey.
    • Expert Insights: Benefit from the latest research and insights from happiness and mental well-being experts.
    • Holistic Approach: Overcome negative thoughts and emotions and cultivate a mindset of positivity and resilience.
    • Empowerment: Take control of your happiness with a step-by-step guide to creating your own personalized Happiness Cocktail.

 

In this book, you will discover:


    • How to create a lasting state of joy and fulfillment in your life.
    • The power of gratitude and positive thinking in cultivating happiness.
    • Techniques for overcoming negative thoughts and emotions.
    • The ingredients for your personalized Happiness Cocktail.
    • Strategies for maintaining a happy and fulfilling life long-term.

 

Don't wait any longer - unlock your full happiness potential today and start living the joyful life you deserve! Buy now before the price changes. 



EXCERPT

The urge to measure your worth against others is ever-present, especially today, with the heavy influence of social media. Unfortunately, this constant comparison can lead to feelings of inadequacy and self-doubt. Instead of falling into this trap, embrace self-love and celebrate your uniqueness. Remember, each of you is unique, with your own strengths, passions, and quirks. When you compare yourself to others, you're often comparing your behind-the-scenes with their highlight reel. This comparison is unfair and unrealistic. Everyone has their struggles, even if they don’t openly share them. 

The key is to embrace what makes you different and celebrate your individuality instead of trying to conform to others' expectations. Change your mindset: Instead of comparing yourself to others, focus on your own journey. 

 

About the Author

 Nathalie Botros, the Bon-Vivant girl is known as the Happiness Activator around the world. With her rich multicultural background, she brings a unique perspective to her mission of spreading joy. Nathalie wears different hats – she’s a Psychotherapist, Author, Speaker, and Mindset/Happiness Coach with a special focus on empowering women.

Her mission hasn't gone unnoticed. In 2023 alone, she's been crowned  Top Happiness Coach of the Year by IAOTP and recognized as The Top Women to Watch in New York  by Soeleish Magazine. Featured in major media outlets such as NBC TV, Authority Magazine, and Thrive Global, Nathalie graced the covers of Passion Vista, Soeleish, Best Holistic Life, and Healthy Life Magazines.

Author of If You Are What You Eat, Should I Eat A Skinny Girl? and creator of Happiness Cards, her happiness tips resonate with millions globally, shared through social media, podcasts, and articles.

Nathalie spreads happiness one smile at a time.


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Psychological Thriller

Date Published: 03/25/2024

Publisher:  Great Whale Books

 

 

The wedding was weeks away for two young lovers, who had counted themselves lucky to have found one another. Then, it was over, as one of them abruptly disappeared. Audrey was not abducted. Not exactly. She was not taken against her will. Rather, her will itself had been taken. Coerced and controlled. Deceived and derailed. Matthias cannot walk away from the catastrophe, though he has nothing to go on, and is in the dark beyond all personal darkness he has ever known . . .

The Contraption is a novel that deals with the challenges faced by a woman who has been recruited into a dangerous, coercive religious cult. Her fiancé is left not knowing even where she is. Her name has been changed and she has been relocated to another state. The cult, Church of the Mountain of Radiance, is an all-controlling psychological prison.




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What is the hardest part of writing your books?

My books are so character-driven, like the style of Elizabeth Strout. Being true to the characters is Job One. The Contraption, my current novel, involved striking a balance between the characters personalities and the danger/thriller aspects of the plot. Delivering on my knowledge of the psychology of cults was something else, but it fit in with describing the characters’ minds and the danger they are facing.




What are your most played songs?

I seem to need instrumentals playing in the background when I write. If there are vocals, the lyrics jumble up with the words in my head! Jazz guitar seems to be the perfect sound for me. I go on Youtube and play albums by Wes Montgomery, Grant Green, and Joe Pass. I also love the jazz piano of Oscar Peterson and Bill Evans.





What book are you reading now?

I am moving through the works of Elizabeth Strout. The Burgess Boys will be next.





How did you start your writing career?

It was an escape from certain hard times my family was going through. I was just a kid when I started writing. There have always been two constants in my writing: Enthusiastic response from those who read my work, and stone silence from the industry!





Tell us about your next release.

I am still so focused on The Contraption, but I have a novel that I have been holding in reserve, until I make more progress in figuring out this whole marketing and promotions thing. It is a character study of an idealistic young man who finds himself in in a corrupt little town ruled by old families of the area like it was a feudal barony of the Dark Ages. Themes of undue influence and psychological control are a pattern in my writing. The Contraption, of course, deals with a cult! I may release The Year of Cannonhills (the book about the young man) next. I have also been encouraged to write a sequel to The Contraption!


About the Author

The author, Barton A. Stewart, is a long time student of the cult phenomenon, and literary fiction. The Contraption marries together his two long time interests. Stewart has lived all over the United States, is presently single, and currently calls Metro Boston home. His book will be among the most realistic fictional depictions of the kinds of things that can happen in cases like this. Avoiding the sensationalism of so many novels on this subject, Stewart offers a look into another world, which unfortunately exists in the here and now.

 

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Book Blitz: Death and Ham by Bobby Evers #memoir #humor #nonfiction #rabtbooktours @RABTBookTours

 

Memoir / Humor / Essays

Date Published: November 16, 2022


 

Bobby Evers never takes himself—or the world—too seriously. Death and Ham: Life is a Real Trip offers twenty-three new essays that weave together the funny and tender aspects of life, death, and the world around him. The flair for storytelling that Evers premiered in his first book (Shoes and Cheese: The Boonetown Chronicles) is alive and well in this follow-up that travels beyond Boonetown, a journey full of interesting people and heart-felt discoveries. He even lets the reader glimpse his own apprehensions about turning sixty—while also revealing that he’s not too worried about not being the most tech-savvy one at the office. Meet some of his favorite people, and some of the most outlandish people he’s ever met. Death and Ham is a fun, wacky, sometimes-nostalgic journey that may leave you a little wistful for the past, and will surely lend you some laughs for your days ahead.

 

About the Author

Bobby Evers is a life-long Tennessean, a theater enthusiast, and avid traveler. Being a keen people-watcher, he has always been a storyteller, and now he brings those stories to the page in his first book. He has worked in the construction business, and as an interior designer and architectural consultant for over thirty-five years.

 

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Teaser: In His Dreams by Lacey Savage #paranormal #excerpt #romance #mm #lgbtq #comingsoon #rabtbooktours @changelingpress @RABTBookTours

 


Paranormal Romance, LGBTQ

Date Published: October 4, 2024

 

 

 

For three centuries, Nara's existence has revolved around providing sexual gratification to men not of her choosing. As a concubine enslaved by a brutal master she knows only as the Conqueror, Nara can do nothing but obey his every cruel whim. But a hundred years ago, Nara discovered where her real talents lie. She can invade dreams; and in those dreams, she's the one in control. Not the men whose thoughts she pervades. Not the Conqueror. Just her.

Rafe Osmond is a Dream Walker committed to eradicating every last trace of dream ragers, those whose dark arts not only terrorize, but also kill innocent dreamers. After he watches Nara terrifying a man she's recently serviced, Rafe sets off after her -- with a vengeance. But when he finds her, he also stumbles upon a long-forgotten temple steeped in ancient mystery, and a terrifying evil.

Together, Rafe and Nara must destroy a power darker and deadlier than either of them imagined. But first, Rafe must convince Nara that there is more to dreams than ravages of pain and whimpers of terror... and to do that, he has to show her unbelievable pleasure...


 

 

EXCERPT

 

"You think you're ready for this?"

Rafe Osmond took a deep, steadying breath and closed his eyes. The pillow beneath his head felt soft and inviting, but his body hummed with anticipation. How could Master Choeki expect him to fall asleep? He licked his suddenly dry lips. "I'm ready."

He felt the dip in the mattress as the Master sat down beside him and leaned over to light a candle on the nightstand. "Good. Remember what I've taught you."

"Patience, kindness, strength," Rafe repeated for the thousandth time. "We are dream walkers. People count on us to dispel dark dreams, to preserve their sanity. I won't forget."

"And if you encounter a rager?"

"I'll stop him. At any cost."

Master Choeki grunted his approval and rose from the bed. "Sleep. I'll be here when you return."

Rafe folded his hands across his chest and waited for sleep to come. He'd been training at the Dream Academy for three years. Since the day he'd first presented himself to the Master, they'd entered dreams together, rescued dreamers from themselves countless times, but they'd never encountered a rager. Sometimes, Rafe wasn't sure whether the stories of powerful creatures who killed humans in their dreams were even true. He'd never seen one. The Master had told him that when his abilities became strong enough, he'd be able to sense a rager from a distance, without even having to enter a dream.

If his current abilities were any indication, it would be a long time before that happened.

* * *

Rafe didn't remember falling asleep. One moment he was lying on the training bed in the Dream Academy, and the next, he was here, standing in a brightly lit restaurant.

White linen tablecloths, napkins and pristine table settings awaited patrons, but the place was empty. Crystal glasses caught the light from the overhead chandelier and fragmented it in a rainbow of colors that splashed over the pale walls, leading Rafe's gaze to the large window overlooking the street. Outside, the city looked deserted. Moonlight played in puddles, and rain fell with heavy drops on the pavement, but there were no people huddled under umbrellas, no cabs honking as they sped down city streets.

A soft moan caught his attention, and he spun around quickly, scanning the restaurant. "Hello? Anyone here?" Another groan echoed through the room, followed by a giggle and a soft gasp.

Rafe's pulse raced as he moved forward. Just his luck to stumble into an erotic dream on his first night alone. He'd encountered a few when accompanied by Master Choeki, but they'd never lingered long. Sensual dreams rarely turned into nightmares.

He spotted the couple at last, in a corner booth at the back of the restaurant. He walked toward them slowly, trying to stay in the shadows as much as possible. There had to be a reason his dream talent led him here. Sometimes, his ability to sense nightmares was triggered by a false alarm, nothing more than a rough edge to sex play. Other times, the possibility of a nightmare was real. Dreams could turn dark in the blink of an eye, often without the dreamer's knowledge or consent. That's why he was here. To watch over the dreamer and protect them.

And to destroy dream ragers. The Master's voice echoed in Rafe's head, and he waved it away. He didn't sense a dream rager. Not that he knew what sensing one was supposed to feel like, but he assumed it had to be hostile, dark, powerful. A strong sensation of malevolent evil would crawl up his spine. There was none of that here. Just two lovers indulging in a little fun.

He inched closer to get a better look. What could it hurt, lingering for a moment or two? He'd move on soon. The Master would never know he dallied here.

He stopped breathing when he caught sight of a woman's shapely behind. His cock stiffened instantly as he took in her long legs, wide hips, slender waist, and smooth coppery skin. Hair the color of dark, rich honey had been swept into an untidy heap on top of her head. He took another step forward, hoping for a glimpse of her face. He wished she'd turn around, but she was busy sucking a stiff cock.

Her lover lay on his back on one of the white linen tablecloths Rafe had admired earlier, hands folded behind his head, eyes closed, mouth parted in ecstasy.

Rafe's hand moved to his cock. He palmed the stiff length, hoping for a little relief. He knew he should leave, but couldn't. Not yet. How often would he have a chance to witness something like this?

The woman released her lover's cock. It slid from her mouth with a loud pop, and she turned to face Rafe. Her features were even more beautiful than he'd expected. Long, black lashes framed gold-rimmed dark eyes. High cheekbones and full lips suggested an exotic background. He expected ire, or shock at the very least, but got neither. Instead, she moved forward and grasped his hand, tugging him close to her. "Are you here to stop me?"

Rafe's mouth was suddenly dry. "I'm here to save you."

She laughed, the sound low and sensual. "Really? My hero." Her tone held neither sarcasm nor anger. "I hope you can stay a while."

"Who are you?" His thoughts felt sluggish as she pressed her naked body against him. He felt her hard nipples graze his chest even through the shirt he wore and he stifled a groan.

"I'm Nara. This is Vince."

"Vinny," the man corrected. He sat up, casting a bewildered stare at Rafe. "Who's this?"

"Our rescuer, apparently," Nara said before Rafe could reply. "Though I'm not yet sure what he's supposed to be saving us from."

With quick, expert motions, she unzipped his jeans and slid them over his hips. His briefs followed. "I really can't stay."

"Sure you can." She gripped his hand and placed it over her sex. Shaved bare, her skin felt deliciously warm and all too inviting. His cock pulsed. A shudder trembled through his body.

It's only a dream.

Dreams were as real as the dreamer made them. This wasn't his dream, but it didn't mean he couldn't share in the dreamer's delight.

Only a dream, he repeated to himself. What can it hurt?

 

 

About the Author

Award-winning author Lacey Savage loves to write about her dreams -- or more specifically, she loves to breathe life into her steamy fantasies (and she's got plenty!). She pens erotic tales of true love and mythical destiny, peopled with strong alpha heroes and feisty heroines. A hopeless romantic, Lacey loves writing about the intimate, sensual side of relationships. She currently resides in Ottawa, Canada, with her mischievous husband and their loving cat.

 

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Wednesday, September 25, 2024

Release Blitz: Catching Little Foxes by Amy Buchanan #releaseday #giveaway nonfiction #devotional #christian #rabtbooktours @RABTBookTours

 


40 Day Devotional to Tend the Fire of Your Faith


Devotional

Date Published: 09-26-2024

Publisher: Victory Now Consulting


 

Have you ever felt overwhelm, as a Christ follower? Have you blamed yourself for not praying hard enough, fasting more, serving harder? Are you in a season of life where you long for more of the Lord but you just cannot seem to find the time or the energy? This Devotional of Song of Songs was written for you. Over the next 40 days you will experience breakthrough into a deeper level of intimacy in your relationship with God. I refer to God as Papa. Along these pages you will be challenged by invitation after invitation to know and be known by The King of love.

 


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Amy Buchanan is a Licensed Clinical Social Worker in private practice in Northern California providing Christian Counseling to women. Through consulting, Amy is able to provide non-therapeutic care, strategy, and insights that have proven successful with women, couples, and other medical professionals.

After graduating in 2006 with a Masters in Social Work, Amy began working with older youth and supporting families through Child Protective Services. She has worked with inmates in CDCR institutions in Northern California. From there, she was able to serve her community as a clinical social worker within her local hospital. There, Amy was able to assist the overwhelmed caretakers who had limited resources. Today she loves providing support to women and couples that need to reconcile themselves back to God, to themselves, and to their families.

Amy’s life message, that she feels is needed for women at this time, is LOVE YOURSELF as much as you love others! This important Kingdom principal can be overlooked within church culture and even in the culture of family. As women, we tend to nurture and think of others first, but there must be a balance—a guilt- and shame-free balance.

Having raised five children, two are children of love through her marriage of 29 years. Much personal experience has been gained to offer support to couples with blended families. Amy currently has three grandchildren with one more on the way. She enjoys spending time with God, her family, and friends, and she loves being outdoors and in nature as her schedule allows. To learn more, visit Victorycounseling.com,

 

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Book Blitz: Why the Fisherman Fished by D.T. Rossi #giveaway #childrensbook #rabtbooktours @RABTBookTours

 

Children’s Book

Date Published: July 24, 2024

 

 

 

Dive into D.T. Rossi’s enchanting tale, “Why The Fisherman Fished,” where a little boy’s big discovery unfolds with heartwarming charm. Each day, the boy eagerly awaits The Fisherman’s return, hoping to marvel at his fascinating catches. Instead, the boy is captivated by wild and enchanting tales of the sea. One magical day, after witnessing a spectacular catch! The boy realizes that true joy lies in the journey and experiences along the way. Rossi masterfully captures the profound happiness that comes from doing what we love, celebrating the beauty of the moment and the deeper fulfillment beyond immediate rewards. A wonderfully crafted gem, this book leaves a lasting impression on both young hearts and grown-up souls.

 

Excerpt

In a small seaside village, where the salty breeze kissed the air and the waves tumbled shells ashore, there lived a curious little boy. Every day, he would watch in wonder as The Fisherman took his boat out to sea. And everyday, his mind raced, imagining the different types of fish the Fisherman caught.

Maybe some were big!

Maybe some were strange!

Maybe some were colorful!

One beautiful day, the boy’s curiosity got the best of him. He decided to meet The Fisherman on shore as he returned from his fishing trip...


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D.T. here. A children’s book author seeking peace in chaos, finding beauty in the grind.

Writing, cooking, comedy—they're my air.

Aquariums, homesteading—my grounding forces.

Sneakers, RC cars—my guilty pleasures.

 

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Virtual Book Tour: The Secret to Reversing Age by Dale Parkinson #blogtour #nonfiction #health #rabtbooktours @RABTBookTours



Nonfiction / Motivational / Health

Date Published: July 30, 2024

Publisher: Mindstir Media


 

In this incredibly inspirational and motivational book, 68-year-old grandfather Dale Parkinson takes you on his personal journey of conquering obesity (70 lbs. overweight) and overcoming 8 major surgeries, total knee and shoulder replacements, cancer, and a grocery list of injuries. Dale not only reveals his secret for sculpting his new 68-year-old physique (shown on the cover) but also the secrets he used to biologically reverse his age from 68 to 54 based on medically proven "telomere tests" and how you can reinvent your life and easily do the same!



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Tuesday, September 24, 2024

Teaser: gHost by Jonathan Wright #teaser #excerpt #comingsoon #bdsm #cyberpunk #rabtbooktours @changelingpress @RABTBookTours

 

Cyberpunk, BDSM

Date Published: September 27, 2024


 

In the 23rd century you can jack into the web, shop at a mall floating half a mile above the street, kill yourself with the drug of the week, and wake up in a new body.

The rich can have what they want -- and they want immortality. What they get is gHost, generic Host Somnambulant Transfer. The dead become re-animated hosts for the living. The trade is controlled by megacorps and is highly regulated. Getting on the list is the perk for any corporate ladder-climber. But the price is steep.

Brady Woods is a smart-ass hacker fighting to survive in the dim streets at the bottom of the canyons between two-hundred-story buildings, where smog and anti-grav shopping malls block out the sun and predators prowl the shadowed alleys.

Brady has talent. He can fix anything. And he can surf the web like no one can. Code is his junk food; blind killers and security bots are his nemeses; information is his currency and his rush.

Sleen's girl Deel has eyes for Brady; a battered cat knows its own. Brady knows what he wants, and he wants Deel. Problem. Sleen thinks he owns Deel, and he's not about to give her up. In a barter economy Deel's up for grabs -- for the right price. But can she be trusted? And how far will Brady go to make her his own?

 



EXCERPT


Following Brady as they shouldered through the crowd in the free market at Temple Square, Jongo asked, "That guy from gHost been around again?"

"Yeah," said Brady absently.

Free market hawkers shouted lies and the booths were generally full of crap, but you could get warm beer and stale burgers for a decent price. If you had a job. Large people with long arms and heavy truncheons roamed the crowd. A few stood by jewelry booths and the like, vendors who could afford the service and needed it.

They headed for the Sky Mall at Nineteenth and Ash. Gravs slid through the canyons in a solid stream. The sun, where it could penetrate through the maze of skybridges, the sludge of traffic, the vertical walls of the superscrapers, and the thick drizzle-fog from the grav exhausts, fell faintly on the Certified Organic PermGrass. You could roll a P-5 battle tank over that stuff and every blade would spring right back.

At ground level, most of downtown was a meandering park, with low-light trees and flower gardens and wandering paths to soften the atmosphere of crumbling, graffiti covered tenements. Best thing about living here, if you ignored the fact that it looked like nineteenth century London at midnight, about which Brady was fairly certain Jongo didn't have a clue.

"You jacked in again?" asked Jongo, looking askance. Like most humans, Jongo practically lived to surf, but jacking scared him. "You're the only person I ever heard of can jack without an implant."

Brady thought Jongo sounded less envious than self pitying. Ordinary mortals needed an implant and a steady supply of nauseating drugs to make the necessary mental connection for real jacking.

The reward was the ability to be in the net, to swim with the sharks. The sort of thing high level corporate IT commandos got paid to do. The downside for plebes was two days retching your guts out when you checked back in from the ride. The corporate guys got the good stuff, no withdrawal, but the brain strain still sent three in ten to the psych ward.

Apparently I'm either immune or already insane.

Deep surfing demanded an out of body experience not compatible with walking, but Brady could cruise a little.

Ignoring Jongo, Brady chatted with Beezo, who Brady actually knew personally. Tall angular guy with shadowed eyes who spoke with deceptive softness and had no known address, or, for that matter, any obvious means of support. Beezo did mutter occasionally about overthrowing the establishment, whatever that meant, and was known to drive his environmentally devastating grav at speeds approaching escape velocity.

Beezo had planned one of his legendary, online/real-time parties, where he'd take over an entire lower level floor somewhere, spend thousands painting and decorating, invite three hundred total strangers, and provide food, beverages and drugs. Entertainment developed through spontaneous combustion.

Beezo mixed with a different crowd. Brady'd seen a society column online that had a picture of a big deal party out in the Hamptons and fuck if Beezo hadn't been in it. No explanation for that one but Brady always figured Beezo was some rich family's black sheep. Black demon sounds closer to it.

Brady had no idea where Beezo got the money, although the black demon analogy looked better all the time. There was always serious female talent, which appeared to be Beezo's primary interest, but just as frequently the parties attracted unwelcome legal attention, especially when someone inevitably jacked in and tried to crack a corporate firewall.

"You in?" Beezo asked by non-video voice link, meaning he was probably in a session with one or more girls. Brady could never tell anything by voice alone. Beezo seemed to have Herculean self-control.

Brady had no interest in Beezo's money or his drugs and he didn't want to take a chance on getting arrested, but before he could play the Elena card, Beezo said, "I can have two good people over there to look after Elena."

Brady trusted Beezo that way. "You're reading my mind. Thanks, but let me think about it."

"Way on." Beezo blinked out.

Beezo had no issue with Brady's noncommittal attitude, which Brady understood put him fairly high up the ladder of people Beezo liked. He liked Beezo in turn, but the party scene had soured for him before it started, in view of his current situation.

Freddy Lake pinged him, wanting to know who could reverse engineer a certain program that might perhaps be used to bypass the security system for a minor third world bank. If one were so inclined.

Brady dropped that one like a dirty bomb, referring Freddy to a vague acquaintance who had less regard for his own skin. Brady had helped Freddy out a few years ago with a similar technical issue, before he understood that Freddy's profession involved personal intrusion into other people's private property.

Rumor had Freddy living in a penthouse in Paris half the year, and an absolute zero mud hut on Frendel II out at the edge of the galaxy the other half. No one had any idea what Freddy looked like or where he actually lived. Brady figured he was a corporate AI construct, built to distract the masses from their prosaic woes when they weren't high on the drug of the week.

Hive flitted by, waving. She used a porn star avatar, totally nude and rendered in erotically charged detail. Hive liked bondage and D/s, which request Brady had occasionally obliged, although digital orgasms didn't do much for him.

If she actually jacked in we could trade sensory overlays. The idea appealed on a purely visceral level. But she wasn't having any, hangover aside. Sensory overlays were way too intimate for people who spent the majority of their lives connected to the net.

A corporate cruiser swerved around a corner, riding low and slow, clearly on the hunt. Amber beams cut through the mist. Jongo stiffened and Brady knew he had Benedrene or Malzene on him again. The Legacy Corp decal shone bright yellow on the door of the cruiser. They both breathed out as the long blue shark glided off in search of other prey.

"Their CFO got iced a couple of days ago," muttered Brady by way of explanation, not that Jongo cared. "Probably Freeman Enterprises. I heard they were making a move on the North Jupiter mines. The guy who got it was jacked in at the time. Everybody's saying it was an inside job. Someone shorted his connection. Their whole online system collapsed, shut down the entire Jupiter operation for six days. Cost them a bundle."

Jongo screwed up his face. "Say what?"

"Nothing." Brady scowled.

Jongo grimaced. "Unassisted Jacking kills more people than smoking, Brady. Why the hell do you do it? And how do you do it without drugs?"

"How do you know I don't use?" muttered Brady, concentrating.

Jongo waved his hand. "Shit, man, you won't even blow a Wad. Besides, I heard it from the dealers... I mean, you know, people talk. They say you don't use. Think you're a loser." Then, "So why do you do it all the time, anyway? Jacking, I mean. You practically live there."

They stopped at Louie's Floating Food Kart. Jongo got a bowl of nut soup. Brady bought a soy burger.

"Just curious," Brady mumbled in reply as he wolfed down the tasteless, dripping mess.

"You're always curious," Jongo muttered.

Brady knew Jongo really didn't care.

"So what about the gHost guy?" Jongo asked between crunches. "You think he'll buy it?"

Brady shrugged as if he didn't much care, either. "The holo's pretty good. I jigged the program from a server uptown, jumped six links to do it."

Jongo scowled again like he thought that was crap. Even though he didn't say anything, Brady knew he was secretly awestruck. It didn't take much to impress Jongo. "Yeah, I wondered what the three alarm was all about last night."

Brady snorted at Jongo's attempt to sound like he understood one word of what Brady had said. "That was the Legacy whorehouse. I mean Sexual Therapy Clinic. Somebody torched the place. The Moral Mafia is taking credit." Brady shook his head in admiration. "Good old thermite. Nobody's used that since the War."

He'd have done it himself, but he had a strong suspicion somebody like Beezo had beat him to it. Or Freddy Lake, although Freddy was strongly rumored to have no ideology that did not involve money.

Only five years late, he thought.

"Shit, that's where your mom died, right? You glad it's gone?"

"It's not gone, just well scorched. Pretty hard to burn honeycrete and kelvic rebar. Somebody called in an alarm and they evacuated, ran the sniffers and found nothing, then they're walking back in and the place goes up. Security got some singed eyebrows is all." He smiled. Thanks, whoever.

They walked on, heading for the mall. Jongo wanted to look at stuff he couldn't buy. Brady went along for no particular reason. To get out for a while.

Brady saw Sleen and four of his ass lickers. Two were sizeable males of the species, Nix and Jawbone. Brady suspected they shared a single digit IQ but wasn't prepared to bet it was that high. The other two were females, one thin, the other not, neither of whom he knew.

Not-Thin-girl wasn't actually fat, being built more along the lines of a Roman Centurion, clad in retro-leather with fake metal patches that carried the Roman analogy even further. Her dark hair stood out in horizontal spikes and she had a razor chain wrapped around her left forearm. Brady thought she could probably run the hundred meters in ten flat with one of him under each arm. That and her possessive stance near the other girl tagged her as mistress or owner.

Following his brief cataloguing of the Centurion, Brady shifted his gaze and immediately forgot her.

Thin girl looked to be about a meter fifty if she stood straighter than she now did, might weigh forty-five kilos if she ate something. But thin is relative. Next to the Centurion she looked like a rod, but under her gray-black second-skin, which looked like it had been sprayed on, because it had, her ass looked firm and round and her tits stood out like melons, with spectacular nipples.

Her white-blonde hair had been buzzed. She had light chocolate skin and wore no makeup, which was clearly not an issue given her physical attributes. If she had been healthier her sharp face would have been elfin and intelligent instead of gaunt and flat-eyed.

She stood behind the others. Probably the group whore, but Brady didn't judge her. Neither, apparently, did Jongo, whose eyes clearly wished they were hands.

Sleen wore a jacket that appeared to be made from multi-hued feathers. A holographic tattoo on his bald head changed color and shape constantly, depending on his mood. Just now it was a snake swallowing a mouse. Brady watched the shimmering coils slither around the side of Sleen's head.

Sleen saw Jongo's look. He casually backhanded the girl, who turned her face away with practiced quickness and took the blow on her temple as she crumpled to the ground.

No one moved, including Brady. Sleen clamped one huge hand on Jongo's neck, squeezing lightly and making Jongo's eyes bulge.

"Forget about her, shitbird. She ain't for sale or rent and you got other business right now."

 


About the Author

By day, Jonathan Wright disguises himself as a retired insurance underwriter. His family believe him to be supremely cool, though slightly deranged. In pursuit of his career as a horror/romance/comedy writer, Jon strives to expand his experiences, in order to relate them to his readers with authenticity. Skulking through everyday life is not enough for Jon, no, he pushes the envelope (and everyone's buttons). He calls this "research."

The cats, who have unique and appropriate names, but do not answer to them, and are therefore both known simply as "Cat," could care less. His daughter generally forgives him, as long as he remembers to take out the trash and put the toilet seat down.

 

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 Essays & Collections, Parenting Humor, Women's Non-fiction

Date Published: 09-24-2024

 

 

Judy Haveson always believed she would one day “have it all.” Then she turned forty and wondered if she had waited too long. After countless failed first dates and fewer second ones, she finally found love, got married, and became a mother at forty-three.

Oldest Mom on the Playground is a collection of relatable, heartwarming, and humorous essays. Written in her signature conversational style and with a touch of sarcasm, Judy takes readers on her journey of getting pregnant after forty (and delivering the baby during a full moon), raising a child in New York City (including the time she lost him in a grocery store and found him standing on Broadway), leaving the career she spent decades building to volunteer as a preschool class rep, to becoming a card-carrying member of the sandwich generation.

Judy offers no parenting advice, only personal reflection. And she takes nothing in her life for granted. Her message to other midlife mamas is this: trust your gut, let your life experience guide you, and pray no one ever mistakes you for the grandmother.



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Judy Haveson is the award-winning author of Laugh Cry Rewind—A Memoir. She is known for her sarcastic humor and enjoys sharing stories about her life experiences and observations. Her fascination with storytelling comes from her decades-long career in public relations. Judy once had a boss tell her that there are two types of people: those who know and those who want to know. That boss fired her, but his words became a valuable lesson to always aim to be the one who knows. Judy lives in Hampton Bays, NY, with her husband, Adam, son, Jack, and adorable Yorkie, Toby.

 

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